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State-Run writer presents her method for explaining art to engineering students. As someone who is bi-collegiate in the ENS and…
Student sends school-wide email promoting his SoundCloud
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“Vagina Monologues” interrupted by “Penis Monologues”
This weekend, “The Penis Monologues” succeeded in its goal of undermining women. Last week, the University of Tulsa put on…
5 reasons George W. Bush should have done the Obamas’ portraits
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Global warming just God being overprotective of the thermostat
Global warming is one of the greatest challenges to our future. But there’s more than one side to this story.…
Lady Doritos: a victory for feminism
In response to Frito-Lay’s breakthrough new product line, other big companies are announcing lady-specific products. As a woman, I often…
According to my star chart, we’re supposed to fuck
I always thought that when we met, the stars aligned. As it turns out, so did the planets. Now, I…