First off, welcome. I hope during your next few years here at Tulsa that you find The Void a place…
Letter from the Head Propagandist: A dark beginning
You know… I just started this job as Head Propagandist, but already I’m having to fill my section with my…
TU Ten: Top Ten Numbers and Letters
Abigail LaBounty: 1) 1. 1 has always been there for us. Since our first birthday, 1 has been around. Whether…
An open letter to whoever seizes power from me
As the semester draws to a close, I find myself pondering the inevitable decline of my reign as the Chief…
RFRA restores long-dead religious practices
Sources confirmed last week that Indiana’s Religious Freedom Restoration Act managed to restore some seriously whacked out stuff. “I was…
A tale of two TEDs: Cruz gives talk
As part of the TEDx talks at TU last week, President Steadman Upham announced that he had invited Texas Senator…
Top Ten Summer Activities
1. Playing in the sprinkler: When it comes to fun in the sun, nothing’s quite as good as needlessly depleting…
Starbucks launches “Racists Together”
After the poorly conceived and recently defunct “Race Together” project, Starbucks has decided to roll out a new ad campaign,…
Improve the State-Run Media (like that’s even possible)
Dear SRM: You arrested my Uncle three weeks ago after his son posted dissenting posters in the town square. We…
Animatronic dinosaurs a bad idea
Dear Mr. Kastner (Chief Propagandist, our glorious leader, the new Zoroaster, etc.), I’m a long time reader of the State…