The latest addition to online entertainment came out in the last two weeks, and it’s one which many hope—and some…
Roommates becoming like bored married couple
The formerly blossoming roommate relationship of Josephine Tobey and Brenna McKernan is currently on the rocks. “When she comes home,…
Student goes entire weekend not knowing Tulsa Timer’s name
The university opened up for high school students last weekend in a biannual event called “Tulsa Time.” During this event…
Communal drinking fountain discoved near Hardesty
At the beginning of this school year, the entire student body was excited for the new residence hall, Hardesty. But…
Hypnotist visits university, school spirit up 60 percent
On Sunday, October 18, a professional hypnotist was hired by the University of Tulsa administration to perform at the beginning…
Anthropology student finds skeleton inside herself
In an event that authorities can only describe as “creepy,” last Friday Jane Doe, a Junior majoring in anthropology, was…
Ghost complains millennials too self-absorbed, “impossible to scare”
A local TU ghost is starting a campaign aimed at creating jobs for him and his ghost-brethren within the local…
Enrollment in petroleum engineering program drops as oil prices decline
From a consumer standpoint, the recent drop in oil prices has been a blessing. The drop has also been a…
Reptilians reveal themselves to world, denounce claims that Trump is one of them
Last week, while billions were watching their TVs, computers, or mobile devices a strange broadcast cut in all over the…
Sentient alien hair frontrunner for Republican presidential nomination
Donald Trump’s campaign abruptly ended when it was discovered that the man, Donald Trump, does not even exist, but is…