As with every SAE chapter, I had high expectations for OU’s SAE chapter, a chapter that according to one source…
Gabriel Garcia Marquez covers lunch at TU, sees some shit
When Conor Fellin was on his deathbed many years later, he would remember the day the phantoms came to ACAC.…
Van Lux takes impressionism to new heights
It seems as if TU’s campus has been blessed with a new titan of the art world in the form…
Men’s Rights Activist crafts masculine response to Vagina Monologues
In response to Friday’s performance of “The Vagina Monologues,” Gregory Hawthorne III has since written, produced, performed and reviewed his…
Human Sexuality class much less exciting than you would think
Sources confirmed last Thursday that SOC 2125, Sociology of Human Sexuality, is much less exciting than one would think. “I…
Announcement: Racism over
This week, I was doing some casual data mining to check up on the loyal citizens of the State-Run Media,…
TU administrators to put fingers in ears, sing until problems go away
This week, the State Run Media intercepted a memo from the administration on policies for handling cases of student complaint,…
Texas annexes Oklahoma Panhandle, claims to protect ethnic Texans
Monday saw Texas Governor Rick Perry announce the annexation of the Oklahoma Panhandle. “In our hearts, we know that the…
TU hipsters migrate to more obscure ORU
A strange transition has been underway these past few weeks at the University of Tulsa. As the story about the…
Sci-Fi fan fails physics
Sci-fi fan Mal Jayne was surprised last semester after continuously receiving poor grades in his Physics I course. Jayne, who…