TU surprised students and faculty with changing the center of this usually invisible department, and the consequences of this decision…
Senior reconciles with the passage of time after freshman tells them they don’t know about True Commitment
Realizing the True Commitment controversy occurred almost three years ago, TU senior enters a state of panic over how quickly…
Anglo-Saxton chieftain arrives at the University of Tulsa to choose a bride
Sent from a past we cannot conceptualize, this virile warrior seeks a fertile wench with whom he can birth powerful…
Top 5 opinions on the Ukraine invasion, according to the worst guy you know
It’s hard to know what to think about the Ukraine-Russia crisis, but don’t worry. The guy in your class whose…
Seeing campus cats temporarily allows woman to forget about the microplastics shuttling in her ovaries
You get your fix, and I get mine. Mind your business. A heartwarming tradition of the University of Tulsa is…
The brilliance of the technology fee
After seeing a new fee for TU attendance, most were worried. Now the truth can pacify. When many students saw…
Horoscopes from the Collegian
Come get your horoscopes! Aries — Aries, this week’s prediction is fortuitous! I will be living in your intestines and…
A love letter to Sodexo
Nowhere at TU can you find a more diverse culture than in the beloved Pat Case dining center. Mold. I…
Valentine’s Day tips, as told by a man who is clearly going through something
Valentine’s Day is so hard to navigate, and in college, it’s a whole new battlefield. We found a heterosexual man…
Top 5 lies all TU University Ambassadors are allowed to tell you
Before University Ambassadors are sent back to the factory for tour reconditioning, here is a list of the best lies…