Satire

It’s a good day for ignoring the pit in your stomach at the thought of seeing your advisor because it’s…

Aries: The universe is sick of seeing you repeatedly perplexed by this, so it’s telling you outright: nobody is going…

October has brought with it an onslaught of tragedies, from freshmen not expecting to need deodorant in autumn, to your…

Aries: This Wednesday is set to be your lucky day! Unfortunately, in order to get there, you first have to…

I believe in the great belief that “We Should All Know Less About Each Other.” In my headcanon these two…

Aries: Good fortune will come your way if you start doing 20 crunches every day. If not good fortune, then…

Aries: Wait, you actually play League of Legends, that’s crazy. You like clicking little guys on your computer screen don’t…

In a stunning press conference taking place on Oct. 5 by The University of Tulsa, President Brad Carson announced major…

The other day I walked past some freshmen pointing at The Weekly Yak and laughing together. They didn’t even know…

Aries (March 21-April 19): Sorry Aries, no horoscope this week, here’s a recipe for chicken noodle soup instead. So first…