Circle Cinema celebrated Art House Day by playing “In Fabric,” a horror movie about a killer dress. Last Wednesday, Sept.…
I’ve been writing for The Collegian since the second week of my freshman year, and the greatest portion of the…
Circle Cinema screens “Robin Hood” for Silent Saturday
Circle Cinema’s silent films are accompanied by organist Bill Rowland on the theater’s pipe organ. Every second Saturday of the…
Unheard of: student only sleeps four hours
Student announces he only slept four hours last night, shocking his peers. Local business student Cody Montgomery was sent to…
Area 51 raid: the “Naruto” rundown
Don’t rely on the fake news media, get the inside scoop on the Area 51 raid. Last Friday the internet…
“Uncle” Joe Biden trapped in 2012 time loop
Biden’s either a time lord or it’s time to send him to a home. If you’ve watched the recent Democratic…
Okla. schools in shambles after Hooters shuts down
Public schools are scrambling to teach sexual education in the wake of breasturant closings. Oklahoma’s hands have been forced in…
Career advice for a doomed generation
We have what, maybe 30 years left? Your career decisions are obviously very important. Climate change, nuclear warfare and other…
Anti-Vaxx, Pro-Zombie rally
White California moms stage protest to fight their fascist overlords. Early Tuesday morning, hundreds of anti-vaxx parents materialized in the…
TU up against OSU at half, loses 40-21
Football journalist Hannah Robbins discusses Tulsa’s crushing loss to the Cowboys after a strong first half put them ahead on…