The video game giant created the global pandemic to increase “Animal Crossing” sales. The people deserve to know the truth…
President Levit’s first order: censor Cl*ncy
Although she’s only been in power a week, Levit is already making sweeping changes. It was announced two weeks ago…
Kevin Stitt’s sugar baby application
Please shower me in your money Daddy Donald. 🙂 Governor Kevin Stitt gave the 2020 State of the State address…
Collegian reporters make deal with devil
Two reporters pay the ultimate price to protest bloated spending at TU. Early last week, I was taking my nightly…
Horoscopes
Now that you’re a semester into the year and fresh off the high of failing all your finals, you’re probably…
Where has all the money gone?
The answer might surprise you. On Wednesday, Oct. 16, economics professor Dr. Matthew Hendricks gave a presentation comparing TU’s allocation…
I’m not compensating for the size of my dick, I swear
Interview with “truck bro” goes horribly wrong. This week in “Strange Strangers found on the Vegas Strip,” I found a…
University Symphony Orchestra delievers animated performance
The group performed Weber, Beethoven and Grieg in their fall concert. On Monday, Oct. 28, the University of Tulsa Symphony…
Here are some spoopy horrorscopes for your pagan pleasure. Enjoy! Aries – Werewolf – Have a crazy ex-boyfriend who follows…
Student yelling “Hit me, bitch!” struck by vehicle
Determined to get free tuition, TU student risks it all in middle of the street. Many students can be heard…