The Board and our Supreme Leader Rick Dickson lead us to yet another perfect fall. The State-Run Media is proud…
Letter from the editors
As we publish this week’s issue, we have a bittersweet announcement: this will be our last edition of the semester.…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 20-April 19th): You guys really didn’t know about Bubba? It must be so weird not having clairvoyance, I’ve…
Trump’s new ballroom is another signal of the oligarchy
Trump-funded ballroom raises many concerns, one of which is its symbolism of wealth. Just a few weeks ago, construction teams…
Democrats move to put government in rice after turning off, on again fails
Consultant Roy Trenneman at Reynholm Industries explains reasons for failure. After turning the government off for a record-breaking 42 days,…
The end of government shutdown proves Democrats lack conviction
Democrats fail Americans with a lack of consistent planning concerning the shutdown. On Wednesday, Nov. 12, congressional Democrats showed a…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 20-April 19th): I don’t care what the editors say; I’m abusing the semicolon key till it breaks off…
Student protest erupts at Palestine vigil
A vigil for Palestinians caused protests from students on Veteran’s Day. On Tuesday, Nov. 11, Students for Justice in Palestine…
TU football snaps 5 game losing streak
The Golden Hurricane captures their third win of the season in a non-conference game. The University of Tulsa Football team…
Thunder Weekly Recap
The Thunder went 1-1 last week, marking their first loss of the season. The Thunder went 1-1 in their two…