A brave (and quite handsome) reporter gets the scoop on the campus’s spookiest resident. This Halloween season, it is the…
Where did the pinstripes go?
President Carson: professor, secretary of defense, undersecretary of the US Army, and most important of all, suave guy always dressed…
The Weekly Yak
I believe in the great belief that “We Should All Know Less About Each Other.” In my headcanon these two…
Horoscopes
Aries: Good fortune will come your way if you start doing 20 crunches every day. If not good fortune, then…
It’s a crime to knock over a Lime
Following what TU Campus Security described as the “brutal murder and dismemberment” of an electric scooter last week, new rules…
The Weekly Yak
Midterms week? How about THESE YAKS WERE SO MID THIS WEEK? There was no flavor, no motivation, no inspiration, much…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 21-April 19): Not a lot going on for you this week, Aries. Make sure you have all of…
Goldie desperately looking for love
With the recent (ish) completed construction of the computer lab, it has recently seen some serious action. Our secondary mascot…
Why is Pat Case really closed?
Emergency repairs? Please. An email was sent out late Thursday evening informing students that Pat Case Dining Center will be…