Satire

Midterms week? How about THESE YAKS WERE SO MID THIS WEEK? There was no flavor, no motivation, no inspiration, much…

Aries (March 21-April 19): Not a lot going on for you this week, Aries. Make sure you have all of…

With the recent (ish) completed construction of the computer lab, it has recently seen some serious action. Our secondary mascot…

Emergency repairs? Please. An email was sent out late Thursday evening informing students that Pat Case Dining Center will be…

You don’t need counseling, just take a mental health walk and be better. President Brad Carson announced the next big…

Refusing to perform for the Super Bowl Halftime show was not enough to keep Taylor Swift far away from the…

Call it the mid-semester blues or the yakarmic energies being strange because this week, attitudes were all over the place…

Aries (March 21-April 19): Love is a possibility this week. You have been out of action for a while now,…

Ah… Gossip. One of the driving forces of a young adult’s life. We’ve learned from our cringey “ask me anything”…