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Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. Hey, I think your car’s been towed
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Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. Hey, I think your car’s been towed

on 25 September 202324 September 2023

For the second time this academic year, students have had the privilege of receiving valet parking without even asking for…

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Chick-fil-A opens, and the best of TU delays
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Chick-fil-A opens, and the best of TU delays

on 18 September 202317 September 2023

After decades, Chick-fil-A is finally re-opening. Now what else are we still waiting on? The Chick-fil-A in the Allen Chapman…

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Horoscopes
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Horoscopes

on 18 September 202317 September 2023

Aries (March 21-April 19): This week, you will be tempted by the goddess Aphrodite. Unless you want to be embarrassed…

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Wet weekend leads to dry coughs on our hallowed grounds
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Wet weekend leads to dry coughs on our hallowed grounds

on 11 September 202310 September 2023

In true “I-will-peak-in-university” fashion, the second weekend of the academic year was jam-packed with events loaded with brewskis and omicron.…

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Horoscopes
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Horoscopes

on 11 September 202310 September 2023

Aries (March 21 – April 19): This week will mostly be filled with joy and hope for a better future.…

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Horoscopes
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Horoscopes

on 4 September 20233 September 2023

Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): You will be putting energy towards things that do not matter. Realize that nobody…

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Brad the Builder
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Brad the Builder

on 4 September 20233 September 2023

The move of Chick-fil-A happening before our very eyes has granted the students of our campus insight into how construction…

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Taylor Swift watches “21 Jump Street,” becomes antisemite
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Taylor Swift watches “21 Jump Street,” becomes antisemite

on 17 April 2023

Swift rebukes West’s response to Jonah Hill’s performance. 12-time Grammy-winning feminist icon, blue-eyed and blonde-haired legend Taylor Swift took a…

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TU headhunts Dick Cheney to lead new hunting department
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TU headhunts Dick Cheney to lead new hunting department

on 17 April 2023

Is the former vice president in the sights for TU’s scouting squad? Tulsa OK – Looking to innovate in fields…

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Point Counterpoint: Do not do your homework
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Point Counterpoint: Do not do your homework

on 10 April 2023

The kingly duo that rules The Collegian and the political science department answers the question plaguing colleges everywhere. Point (Kyle):…

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