Valentines week with Venus in pisces Aries, expect an exciting week! Jupiter in Aries will activate your ruling planet of…
Horoscopes 2/6/2023 – 2/11/2023
A leo full moon and Mercury crosses Pluto this week! Aries, as the moon comes out of leo on the…
TU starts philanthropic initiative with The Human Fund
Through a new fee required for attendance, TU plans to give back. As part of the university’s philanthropic endeavors, The…
Breaking B(r)ad
An account of the breaking of the Guinness World Record for biggest pizza party by someone who has only heard…
Oral Roberts returns from the grave amidst plague of locusts
Behold! He is returned. The trumpets hath sounded! Tulsa, OK—We’ve experienced some hectic weather these past couple of weeks, from…
Brad Carson breaks Guinness World Record for most stripes on suit
What world records will TU president Brad Carson seek next? What do students think? It is no secret that University…
Trust me, I love Jeff Bezos
To all future employers: please read this instead of my resume. As the satire editor for the Collegian, I have…
Weekly Horoscopes: A Pizza-Advice
In the spirit of TU’s attempt to break the Guinness World Record for largest pizza party, this week’s horoscopes are…
New Year, New TYou!
TU releases their much anticipated yearly budget breakdown. Finally! The yearly budget breakdown has been released from the cold, dead…
Weekly Horoscopes: Mars is finally in the fifth retrograde of the Aquarius Moon house!
Aquarius: Eat your vegetables this week. Don’t answer the phone. Embrace questionable fashion trends like denim on denim, socks with…
