Aries (March 21 – April 19): This week will mostly be filled with joy and hope for a better future.…
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Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): You will be putting energy towards things that do not matter. Realize that nobody…
Brad the Builder
The move of Chick-fil-A happening before our very eyes has granted the students of our campus insight into how construction…
Taylor Swift watches “21 Jump Street,” becomes antisemite
Swift rebukes West’s response to Jonah Hill’s performance. 12-time Grammy-winning feminist icon, blue-eyed and blonde-haired legend Taylor Swift took a…
TU headhunts Dick Cheney to lead new hunting department
Is the former vice president in the sights for TU’s scouting squad? Tulsa OK – Looking to innovate in fields…
Point Counterpoint: Do not do your homework
The kingly duo that rules The Collegian and the political science department answers the question plaguing colleges everywhere. Point (Kyle):…
Horoscopes 4/10/2023 – 4/16/2023
Expect a lucky week thanks to the Sun and Jupiter conjunction on the 11th! Aries, this is a very lucky…
How I, our head satirist, have fared in my fight against admin
TU vs Kyle, the saga. Let us look back at our storied history of conflict. I know we have had…
A letter to TU: where is Springfest?
Confused alum looks for Springfest. Dear TU, Greetings. I am Harold Weiss. I am a proud TU alum and my…
The Instagram ally’s manifesto
As a male feminist, I know all the lyrics to “Put Your Records On” I am writing this to tell…