The kingly duo that rules The Collegian and the political science department answers the question plaguing colleges everywhere. Point (Kyle):…
Horoscopes 4/10/2023 – 4/16/2023
Expect a lucky week thanks to the Sun and Jupiter conjunction on the 11th! Aries, this is a very lucky…
How I, our head satirist, have fared in my fight against admin
TU vs Kyle, the saga. Let us look back at our storied history of conflict. I know we have had…
A letter to TU: where is Springfest?
Confused alum looks for Springfest. Dear TU, Greetings. I am Harold Weiss. I am a proud TU alum and my…
The Instagram ally’s manifesto
As a male feminist, I know all the lyrics to “Put Your Records On” I am writing this to tell…
Public execution for school teachers who teach about racism might be bad
Politicians are tired of teachers blaming their white students for the racism of the past. The newest policy trend sweeping…
Chemicals from Space?
Are aliens the root of all our problems? The sudden appearance of a so-called “weather balloon” being shot down has…
Why I am pro recreational marijuana
Here are the top ten reasons to make weed legal on Tuesday, March 7. Visit https://okvoterportal.okelections.us/ to locate your polling…
Mental Health issues? Best we can do is Pizza
Conscientious campus offers free Pizza as mental health assistance ‘Tis the season once again for students to begin experiencing stress,…
Goldie spotted with younger lab?
Goldie has a new sugar baby in a lab half her age! Leonardo Dicaprio who? Canine ambassador or COUGAR ambassador?…