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Seeing campus cats temporarily allows woman to forget about the microplastics shuttling in her ovaries
Now THIS is content for the school newspaper! Alright! Hell yeah! graphic by Anna Johns
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Seeing campus cats temporarily allows woman to forget about the microplastics shuttling in her ovaries

on 28 February 2022

You get your fix, and I get mine. Mind your business. A heartwarming tradition of the University of Tulsa is…

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The brilliance of the technology fee
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The brilliance of the technology fee

on 21 February 2022

After seeing a new fee for TU attendance, most were worried. Now the truth can pacify. When many students saw…

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Horoscopes from the Collegian
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Horoscopes from the Collegian

on 21 February 2022

Come get your horoscopes! Aries — Aries, this week’s prediction is fortuitous! I will be living in your intestines and…

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A love letter to Sodexo
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A love letter to Sodexo

on 21 February 2022

Nowhere at TU can you find a more diverse culture than in the beloved Pat Case dining center. Mold. I…

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Valentine’s Day tips, as told by a man who is clearly going through something
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Valentine’s Day tips, as told by a man who is clearly going through something

on 14 February 2022

Valentine’s Day is so hard to navigate, and in college, it’s a whole new battlefield. We found a heterosexual man…

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Top 5 lies all TU University Ambassadors are allowed to tell you
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Top 5 lies all TU University Ambassadors are allowed to tell you

on 7 February 2022

Before University Ambassadors are sent back to the factory for tour reconditioning, here is a list of the best lies…

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I found myself studying abroad
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

I found myself studying abroad

on 7 February 2022

And I have found that I am better than you. I know that this sounds cliche but now that I’m…

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Hurricane Spotlight: the guy who loudly plays his music on the way to class
Look at him go. Watch the strut of someone who is fully aware of his brief, inconsequential mayhem. graphic by Anna Johns
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Hurricane Spotlight: the guy who loudly plays his music on the way to class

on 31 January 2022

Who is this unknowable figure? Why does he inflict outdated Eminem upon the innocent? The ripples of the pandemic still…

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Horoscopes
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Horoscopes

on 31 January 2022

Horoscopes from The Collegian! Aquarius — This week, you will be struck with acute wanderlust—you’re traveling, Aquarius! Your journeys will…

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TU’s Starfish system authorizes professors to reward student success with sweet little kisses
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TU’s Starfish system authorizes professors to reward student success with sweet little kisses

on 31 January 2022

The Starfish interface hopes to facilitate student success with the sweetest, warmest, kindest brush of the lips. TU’s recently established…

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