Aries — They say one bad apple spoils the whole bunch but that won’t matter because every cop is a…
State Run Media midterm coverage: top 10 Governor Stitt moments
Looking back at the highlights of Governor Kevin Stitt’s impressive first term in office, I chose my personal favorites. When…
Possible uses for now defunct Kendall Hall
There are many different options for what to do with Kendall Hall, but which option is the best? Unless you…
Professors ask students to tip for their services
Professors ask students to tip after lectures and grading exams because they obviously don’t get paid enough. If you ask…
University installing mandatory gun use training because ‘you’re on your own’
The training was accompanied by new policy encouraging all students to strap up. As it does every fall, the university…
Rabid lawn Roombas out for blood
The lawn Roombas get a taste for blood. Administration doesn’t care, but what else is new? In August, TU bought…
Queen’s death jarring for U.S. politicians
Numerous governmental officials in the United States have begun acting upon impulse in a moment paralysing the U.K. Article republished…
Sororities pledge to better support brunettxs
TU Panhellenic Council pledges to work towards a future with more hair color diversity, frats protest. Ever working towards a…
Okay, but which religion is right?
First-year student getting confused as to which campus ministry group they need to join to avoid eternal damnation. Picture this:…
Student guide to using crystals the right way
Local crystal girl shares her expertise because your aura is seriously fucked up. If you’re looking for love this semester,…