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Joe Biden: SPACE VAMPIRE
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Joe Biden: SPACE VAMPIRE

on 10 March 202010 March 2020

Has Biden absorbed the life-force of younger Dems? Who is former Vice President Joe Biden? After Pete Buttigieg and Amy…

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President Levit’s first order: censor Cl*ncy
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President Levit’s first order: censor Cl*ncy

on 18 February 202018 February 2020

Although she’s only been in power a week, Levit is already making sweeping changes. It was announced two weeks ago…

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Feminist only watches male-centric anime
OWO? What’s this? Big tibbies?? graphic by Ju Kai Chen
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Feminist only watches male-centric anime

on 18 February 202018 February 2020

Women are often degraded in anime. The solution? Just watch shows without women! When I began watching anime, I was…

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Admin opens esports lounge just to play “D&D”
Kevan Buck really rocked his cosplay. graphic by Emma Palmer
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Admin opens esports lounge just to play “D&D”

on 18 February 202018 February 2020

Admin rolls the dice with new “D&D” campaign. The esports lounge is open! It was something the student population asked…

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Kevin Stitt’s sugar baby application
Stitt and his new sugar daddy. graphic by Emma Palmer
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Kevin Stitt’s sugar baby application

on 18 February 202018 February 2020

Please shower me in your money Daddy Donald. 🙂 Governor Kevin Stitt gave the 2020 State of the State address…

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Doomsday Clock overlooks daylight savings
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Doomsday Clock overlooks daylight savings

on 18 February 202018 February 2020

Drunken scientists forgot to turn the clock back an hour; turns out everything’s okay! On Jan. 23, 2020, it was…

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Murderer plays Trump Card, charges dropped
You’ve activated his trap card! graphic by Emma Palmer
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Murderer plays Trump Card, charges dropped

on 18 February 202018 February 2020

Hans Johnson walked free after convincing the judge to ignore witnesses. Hope came to Tulsa last week in the murder…

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Collegian reporters make deal with devil
Lenin (left) and Toemahtoes (right) in front of their new Brexit Bus 2.0.
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Collegian reporters make deal with devil

on 12 February 202012 February 2020

Two reporters pay the ultimate price to protest bloated spending at TU. Early last week, I was taking my nightly…

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The BBC: masters of the transitive property
R.I.P. Kobe. courtesy U.S. Department of Defense
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The BBC: masters of the transitive property

on 12 February 202012 February 2020

Racist?? No way! The BBC is just super #woke. Last week, the BBC made the edgy provocative move of broadcasting…

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Signals from admin up in smoke
TU’s smoke signals are losing effectiveness. graphic by Emma Palmer
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Signals from admin up in smoke

on 29 January 202029 January 2020

Honestly, only the pope should smoke. In the wake of Clancy temporarily stepping down as president of the University of…

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