Maintenance called to repair a singularity that materialized in a TU student apartment. At approximately 0300 hours on Sunday, Sept.…
TU therapist shortage spurs spike in student self-help
Professional help unavailable, students turn to drastic physical change to help their mental health. As the school year starts to…
Amazon “fire” sets social media ablaze
War breaks out on the internet over whether or not the Amazon rainforest fire is fake news. In a stunning…
Letter from the propagandist
My dearest loyal subjects, It is my sad duty to inform you all that former Head Propagandist Madison Connell has…
This land is our land, this land is Greenland
President Trump’s Greenland tweet flexes the United States’s international muscles. On Aug. 19, President Trump’s desire to purchase the incorrectly…
TU founds e-sports team
The University of Tulsa consoles art students with promises of big e-sports wins. In these worrying times — with winds…
A guide to life in the new Professional Super College
Big changes are coming to TU; here’s how to fit in with your new college. On Thursday, Dr. Clancy announced…
Letter from the propagandist
To whom it may concern, I have served you well during my time as the head propagandist. After months of…
Artificial intelligence: now just for straight men
Meet Troy, the brand new mansplaining smart speaker, man’s best friend and wingman. After a long night of bar hopping,…
Inactive politicians thrown out of legislature
A quirk in the law gives citizens the power to kick out politicians who don’t serve the people. For once,…