The Board and our Supreme Leader Rick Dickson lead us to yet another perfect fall. The State-Run Media is proud…
Trump’s new ballroom is another signal of the oligarchy
Trump-funded ballroom raises many concerns, one of which is its symbolism of wealth. Just a few weeks ago, construction teams…
Thunder Weekly Recap
The Thunder went 1-1 last week, marking their first loss of the season. The Thunder went 1-1 in their two…
Report: Real bribe was the friends we made along the way
While claims of $100 million were falsified, an incentive you can’t put a price on was proposed. In a new…
Real bribe was the friends we made along the way
While claims of $100 million were falsified, an incentive you can’t put a price on was proposed. In a new…
Worst person of 21st century contest a tie
Judges split between Saddam Hussein and classmate with stuffed nose. After a hotly contested competition, the judges of the Worst…
The rapture for the Heavenly Basketball Tournament, recapped
TU student shocked to not be selected. Due to the turbulence in global politics, many missed the occasion, but the…
The government shutdown proves the failings of the two-party system
The government has shut down again for the 5th time in 7 years. The government shut down on October 1.…
“There Is No List.” President Dickson falters on promise to release Carson Files
Poll finds ⅔ of Tulsans now believe conspiracy theory that Carson did not retire himself. “There is no list. There…