Italian-American student at the University of Tulsa invokes the wrath of God against the menu of the controversial campus eatery.…
TU tuition drops significantly after City of Gold finally discovered.
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Fisher Suites dissolves after humid spell
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TU’s 2026 Battle of the Bands lineup
Meet this year’s contestants for the Golden Human Spleen! It’s that time of year again, when every student on TU’s…
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Is President Leeds prepared to handle the Soviet sleeper agent threat?
Many doubt her ability to thwart the long-gone nation like her predecessors. With President Leeds getting ready to fully take…
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ChatGPT to graduate from the University of Tulsa with 237 business degrees
Apparently, professors know when ChatGPT completes an assignment — they all know, every time — and that’s why they’re looking…
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