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Chair moved in Starbucks: 5 deaf 12 injured
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Chair moved in Starbucks: 5 deaf 12 injured

on 11 November 202511 November 2025

Hurricane health center overwhelmed with burst-eardrum cases. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 7th, paramedics arrived at the University of Tulsa’s Starbucks franchise in…

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Report: Real bribe was the friends we made along the way
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Report: Real bribe was the friends we made along the way

on 4 November 2025

While claims of $100 million were falsified, an incentive you can’t put a price on was proposed. In a new…

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Horoscopes
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Horoscopes

on 4 November 2025

Aries (March 20-April 19th): I can’t lie, this week is gonna be rough. Your chakras are all due to lock…

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TU to receive 100% of power from Professor Drever, elliptical by 2027
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TU to receive 100% of power from Professor Drever, elliptical by 2027

on 4 November 20255 November 2025

Budget slashes force professor and associate dean to take on third position as power source. Gym-going students at the University…

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Real bribe was the friends we made along the way
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Real bribe was the friends we made along the way

on 3 November 2025

While claims of $100 million were falsified, an incentive you can’t put a price on was proposed. In a new…

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Horoscopes
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Horoscopes

on 6 October 2025

Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars see all comings and goings, and even they can’t tell you how that gecko…

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TU reveals ‘new, improved’ Goldie
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TU reveals ‘new, improved’ Goldie

on 6 October 20256 October 2025

Administration rejoices over new cost-effective mascot. If you’ve paid attention to TU recently, you may have noticed a common outcry…

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Mike Gundy seeks employment at Pat Case Dining Center
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Mike Gundy seeks employment at Pat Case Dining Center

on 6 October 2025

Former Oklahoma State head football coach ready for new career After a disheartening 19-12 loss to the Tulsa Golden Hurricane…

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Appreciation for The Watering System
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Appreciation for The Watering System

on 29 September 2025

How Important are TU’s Sprinklers in the Maintenance Economy? If you ever take a walk at night, you’re bound to…

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Horoscopes
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Horoscopes

on 29 September 2025

Aries (March 20-April 19th): As an astrologer, I listen to the stars. So if one blue, six-pointed star in particular…

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