Apparently, professors know when ChatGPT completes an assignment — they all know, every time — and that’s why they’re looking…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): I’ll refund you for the hit you ordered on Zach Bryan. I must say, I really…
McDonald’s sues TU for IP theft over Pat Case’s broken ice cream machine
The ongoing litigation has caused a McFlurry of activity in the law school. Fast-food giant McDonald’s filed a groundbreaking lawsuit…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars dance across the sky in their cosmic riddle of movement, and in doing so…
Tulsa Celebrates Holey Week
Evidently, Catholic potholes encourage us to give up for Lent. Were you there when they crucified my tires? Such a…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): Spring break coincides with your constellation’s closest proximity to Jupiter. This will grant you a share…
Student Union eaten by slime monster as “Party Like It’s 2016” smashes records for student turnout
Brand new Springfest event takes student body by storm, ends in tragedy. On Tuesday, March 10, the Student Activities Board…
TU student disgusted to find goth presentation completely unrelated to alt girls
Event was “a backstab,” laments tragically un-stepped-on citizen. The following is a letter sent to our editors by a student…
Man… another article?
Who even reads these anymore? Damn it. DAMN IT! I was having such a chill Friday night. I spent all…
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In lieu of Friday the 13th, this week’s fortunes take a terrifying turn — what murderous monster comes your way?…