After decades, Chick-fil-A is finally re-opening. Now what else are we still waiting on? The Chick-fil-A in the Allen Chapman…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): This week, you will be tempted by the goddess Aphrodite. Unless you want to be embarrassed…
Wet weekend leads to dry coughs on our hallowed grounds
In true “I-will-peak-in-university” fashion, the second weekend of the academic year was jam-packed with events loaded with brewskis and omicron.…
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Aries (March 21 – April 19): This week will mostly be filled with joy and hope for a better future.…
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Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): You will be putting energy towards things that do not matter. Realize that nobody…
Brad the Builder
The move of Chick-fil-A happening before our very eyes has granted the students of our campus insight into how construction…
Taylor Swift watches “21 Jump Street,” becomes antisemite
Swift rebukes West’s response to Jonah Hill’s performance. 12-time Grammy-winning feminist icon, blue-eyed and blonde-haired legend Taylor Swift took a…
TU headhunts Dick Cheney to lead new hunting department
Is the former vice president in the sights for TU’s scouting squad? Tulsa OK – Looking to innovate in fields…
Alex Soeder: A personal ad for satire editor
This Colombian White is da satire editor. Howdy Doo, it is your new buckaroo Alex Soeder as the satire editor…
Point Counterpoint: Do not do your homework
The kingly duo that rules The Collegian and the political science department answers the question plaguing colleges everywhere. Point (Kyle):…