The Collegian team put their fortune-telling heads together and predict the coming year of sports. Caspian Denton: NBA Finals Winner As the 2021-2022 season concluded, the league revealed that all-star-packed teams don’t necessarily perform the greatest. This is shown by the L.A. Lakers not making it to the playoffs, along with the Brooklyn Nets getting […]
By preventing its first crime ever, can the TPD gain itself some much-needed positive press in the wake of a tide of negative coverage? In a historically unprecedented event, the Tulsa Police Department announced they managed to prevent a crime from occuring in the first place, laying to rest the long-held leftist critique that police […]
James Corden and other possible Democratic presidential candidates for 2024. With the midterms happening tomorrow I thought — as the resident political expert — I would put out some predictions for who might be the Democratic party presidential candidate for 2024. With so many different sources claiming they know who will become the Democratic candidate, […]
In search of a new mascot, TU burns effigy of Captain Cane After deciding to replace Captain Cane, Brad Carson has labored day in and day out to decide on a new mascot. In this process he sought to “come up with a mascot that better fits the target demographic of gamers and business majors.” […]
The kingly duo that rules The Collegian, the political science department, and US West apartments turn their attention toward America’s most hotly debated question. Point: Zach Short Regardless of what my opponent would have you believe, abortion access in the states is under attack like never before and in need of federal protections. The technocratic […]
Unplanned sequel explores post-Roe world. How will Planned Parenthood respond? Can the Pro-Life Rebellion defeat them? This film stars Chris Pratt who is set to portray Mario, an Italian immigrant plummer who moved to the states to pursue trickle down economics and a protestant lifestyle. Recently converted from Catholicism, he meets Abby Johnson, the newly […]
I have compiled a list of some possible solutions for low turnout rates amongst younger voters Some political theorists have attributed the extremely low voter turnout among young people to external factors such as voter suppression and disillusionment with the democratic model as a whole. This is not true. We are a country built on […]
We interview Ryan Walters, self-described GOP Communist candidate for Oklahoma State Superintendent. As the resident political expert/head propagandist/annoying political science classmate, I will use this column to inform all you amateurs on the complexities of politics which you likely won’t understand. I will do my best to stoop to your level and make it simple […]
Aries — They say one bad apple spoils the whole bunch but that won’t matter because every cop is a bastard, and all the apples at the grocery store are mushy. Taurus — Everyone you vote for in the midterm will lose by an embarrassing margin, but at least you don’t live in Texas. Gemini […]
