With the recent plan to facelift Lottie Jane Mabee Hall totalling $420,000, the building sits in disrepair, with communal restrooms…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): How do you feel about spending Valentine’s Day alone? I hope you see a dozen happy…
Personal Ad: Chauffeur?
Broke Editor-in-Chief, 20’s, needs intelligent chauffeur who “knows their way around.” Interests include the 2002 version of “The Count of…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): On behalf of all of those who interact with you, thank you for recognizing your narcissism.…
The Weekly Yak
I go to TU, of course I talk about missing community college all the time even though I begged on…
The Winter Yak
After a two-month hiatus and the emergence and dissipation of holiday cheer, The Collegian has returned along with The Weekly…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): Ram your way back into therapy this week, please. While you were away from your therapist…
TU edges students and prioritizes Starship robot safety
Students experienced a roller coaster of emotions Sunday evening into Monday morning as TU gaslit students into thinking they would…
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Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): Strong chance of nuclear war tomorrow, so take action and build a bunker tonight…
TU Buys the Numbers
A cold Friday night. Thousands of TU students, parents and fans are living it up and pretending that tomorrow’s disappointment…