A toast to liquified school spirit! Nothing says school spirit like drinking on a Monday. Or at least that seems…
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I’m starting to feel like the CEO of Egg Inc. with the ever-growing title of wealth that I possess. But…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 21- April 19): You should probably take it seriously when your professor says to study for this next…
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There’s a controversial quote around that goes something like, “The customer is always right.” As an ex-employee of food service,…
Exclusive Interview: Ghost of McFarlin Library
A brave (and quite handsome) reporter gets the scoop on the campus’s spookiest resident. This Halloween season, it is the…
Where did the pinstripes go?
President Carson: professor, secretary of defense, undersecretary of the US Army, and most important of all, suave guy always dressed…
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I believe in the great belief that “We Should All Know Less About Each Other.” In my headcanon these two…
Horoscopes
Aries: Good fortune will come your way if you start doing 20 crunches every day. If not good fortune, then…
It’s a crime to knock over a Lime
Following what TU Campus Security described as the “brutal murder and dismemberment” of an electric scooter last week, new rules…
