Satire

I believe in the great belief that “We Should All Know Less About Each Other.” In my headcanon these two…

Aries: Good fortune will come your way if you start doing 20 crunches every day. If not good fortune, then…

Aries: Wait, you actually play League of Legends, that’s crazy. You like clicking little guys on your computer screen don’t…

In a stunning press conference taking place on Oct. 5 by The University of Tulsa, President Brad Carson announced major…

The other day I walked past some freshmen pointing at The Weekly Yak and laughing together. They didn’t even know…

Aries (March 21-April 19): Sorry Aries, no horoscope this week, here’s a recipe for chicken noodle soup instead. So first…

Men’s football team loses a tight game to a fleet of delivery robots in disguise Through a burgeoning romance with…

It’s been a full week since Rush Week, and it’s clear that the only thing people have been rushing to…

What are they planning in the dorms they now control? COVID has not yet vanished from this campus, however, I…

Aries– Aries, the idea that the answers will just come to you during the test is a lie and you…