As many of you are aware, the Hurricane Market (also known as C-Store, Convenience-S and “Store where everything is free”)…
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Sometimes the funniest thing you can write is the objective truth, when everything is so absurd, there is no reason…
Satirical Activity
For The Collegian, Winter Break is a time of respite from the constant stream of words bouncing around our heads.…
Horoscopes
Aries: Welcome back to the horoscopes!! We’ve made some changes since last semester: as a result of a certain former…
The Weekly Yak
Ever virtuous, ever resilient, is the student body of TU. Several times throughout the past week, we were faced with…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 21 – April 19) If you are reading this, it may already be too late for me. Three…
The Weekly Yak
Breaking News: Lime Scooter Corp. reports a record high for Lime Scooter usage among University of Tulsa students in the…
The Weekly Yak
It’s a good day for ignoring the pit in your stomach at the thought of seeing your advisor because it’s…
Horoscopes
Aries: The universe is sick of seeing you repeatedly perplexed by this, so it’s telling you outright: nobody is going…
The Weekly Yak
October has brought with it an onslaught of tragedies, from freshmen not expecting to need deodorant in autumn, to your…