With written and verbal warnings not being an adequate deterrent for curious nibblers, Tide Pods now test mental fitness before…
N64 controller on parole after 20 years
After its landmark conviction and 20 year sentence, the N64 controller reflects on what it means to be a game…
1893 calculator runs DOOM (1993)
TU CS major Anthony Felt spent all of last finals week modifying an old mechanical calculator to run everyone’s favorite…
Blue emergency phones upgraded, now play 20 minutes of Kenny G
State-Run readers will be pleased to hear that much-needed changes have been made to the blue light emergency phones around…
How to drink a copious amount of alcohol without people thinking you’re an alcoholic
Senior State-Run writer Sam Beckmann shares his tips for hiding your alcoholism behind an air of sophistication and pretension. It’s…
“VRChat made me a weeaboo,” says TU junior
Have you ever wanted to be a sexy anime girl? Now, it’s possible with the latest craze in virtual reality.…
How to take advantage of your “friend” from high school that has over 250 bitcoins
What’s hotter than bitcoin right now? Other people’s bitcoin. Bitcoin. You’ve probably heard this word recently. There’s a lot of…
Oprah vs. The Rock: Battle for 2020
The Democratic Party will give their blessing to the winner of this wrestling match. Coming to Madison Square Garden in…
Second semester freshmen anger, annoy
The newly emboldened second semester freshman are way too confident in their ability to be successful in college to the…
Man fixes superiority complex by asking girl with Nirvana shirt who Kurt Cobain is
Using the magic of musical snobbery, one local man was able to cure his superiority complex. A small miracle occurred…