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TU replaces Blue Light Phones with epic prank
I would’ve attached that video of the man singing the trololol song, but who am I to say? graphic by Anna Johns
Posted in Satire State-Run

TU replaces Blue Light Phones with epic prank

on 20 September 2021

Does this make you ragequit, Batman? Once passive, unspoken guardians of the campus, the Blue Light Phones have been drastically…

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Hurricane Heartbreak: counteracting breakups with EX-orcisms
Posted in Satire State-Run

Hurricane Heartbreak: counteracting breakups with EX-orcisms

on 20 September 2021

This week’s weekly email from TU attempts to tackle breakups and shares healthy ways for students to overcome heartache and…

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Horoscopes
Posted in Satire State-Run

Horoscopes

on 20 September 202120 September 2021

Read your horoscope from State-Run Aries — Ma called asking for you again. Her typically honeyed tone was noticeably somber…

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Freshman horror story: assigned roommate is thirteenth-century monk
Please don’t get this guy started on the stock market; the fella just starts screaming in all-encompassing terror! Graphic by Anna Johns
Posted in Satire State-Run

Freshman horror story: assigned roommate is thirteenth-century monk

on 13 September 202113 September 2021

Incoming freshman learns to adapt to the self-flaggelating medieval man sleeping on the other bunk. The beginning of this fall…

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Texas rewards $10,000 to citizens who report “loose” women
Proceed with caution: Hicks is reportedly armed with her geometry textbook and a judgmental glare. Graphic: Anna Johns
Posted in Satire State-Run

Texas rewards $10,000 to citizens who report “loose” women

on 13 September 202113 September 2021

Everything is bigger in Texas, including slut-shaming. The highly controversial Texas abortion law has banned abortions after six weeks and…

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Hurricane Spotlight: here are the impious, rowdy trolls who guard McFarlin from COVID-19
Gogmagog the Insipid and Jötnar the Rock Tosser out in the sun. graphic by Anna Johns
Posted in Satire State-Run

Hurricane Spotlight: here are the impious, rowdy trolls who guard McFarlin from COVID-19

on 15 March 2021

With vaccinations rising and cases of COVID-19 falling, commuter and on-campus students alike feel more comfortable hanging around campus; with…

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“Godzilla vs. Kong” surprises  audiences with love story
It's 2021. Giant Gorillas and nuclear lizard creatures can fall in love, you know. graphic by Emma Palmer
Posted in Satire Sports

“Godzilla vs. Kong” surprises audiences with love story

on 5 February 2021

Well, it happened. The trailer for the new Godzilla vs. Kong released, and fans expected to see an epic boss…

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Goldie trained to detect COVID
COVID's all bark and no bite. graphic by Emma Palmer
Posted in Satire State-Run

Goldie trained to detect COVID

on 5 February 2021

With the winter season in tow, the University of Tulsa continues its hypervigilance in catching and preventing the spread of…

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“Godzilla vs. Kong” surprises  audiences with love story
It’s 2021. Giant gorillas and nuclear lizard creatures can fall in love, you know. graphic by Emma Palmer
Posted in Satire

“Godzilla vs. Kong” surprises audiences with love story

on 1 February 2021

Well, it happened. The trailer for the new Godzilla vs. Kong released, and fans expected to see an epic boss…

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Goldie trained to detect COVID
COVID's all bark and no bite. graphic by Emma Palmer
Posted in Satire

Goldie trained to detect COVID

on 1 February 2021

With the winter season in tow, the University of Tulsa continues its hypervigilance in catching and preventing the spread of…

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