Sponsored content: The Amazon Echo Dot has many useful features for a college student. I’ve been using a new piece of tech. For the past couple of weeks, an Amazon Echo Dot, provided for review by U.S. Cellular, occupied my bedside table. One of the most apparent and exciting aspects of the Echo Dot is […]
Three huge computer security vulnerabilities were recently discovered which put private information nearly all computers at risk. If you own a computer, tablet, or smartphone, your devices probably have a huge security flaw. On January 3, three major computer security threat discoveries made by Google Project Zero in conjunction with a number of other researchers […]
The newly emboldened second semester freshman are way too confident in their ability to be successful in college to the annoyance to everyone else. As classes start back up a new breed of college student joins us: the second semester freshman. Because of these overconfident, self-concerned brats, upperclassmen are now terrified to hang out anywhere […]
Using the magic of musical snobbery, one local man was able to cure his superiority complex. A small miracle occurred last week when local TU douche-canoe Chaz Cardwick was transformed into a lovable, accepting guy due to one small act. Cardwick is known for being “knowledgeable about music” or, in layman’s terms, he only likes […]
Nobel Prizes The 2017 Nobel prize recipients were announced October 3. The physics, chemistry and physiology or medicine recipients are as follows: Physics: Rainer Weiss, Barry C. Barish and Kip S, Thorne “for decisive contributions to the LIGO detector and the observation of gravitational waves.” Chemistry: Jacques Dubochet, Joachim Frank and Richard Henderson “for developing […]
A TU student ruined his friend’s party by playing dad-rock for 45 minutes.
After the recent eggings of campus buildings, the State-Run Media tracked down the culprit for an interview.
Phone companies report record high calls to moms from campus as freshmen realize they don’t know how to do laundry.
A local band of heroes finds out which alcohol mixes best with pumpkin spice lattes, for your consumer convenience.
Iconic punk band Blink-182 still just as exciting even without Tom DeLonge on vocals.