Well, it happened. The woke mob finally got me. Has cancel-culture gone too far? [Omit, rhetorical question – Zach]. I…
Taylor Swift watches “21 Jump Street,” becomes antisemite
Swift rebukes West’s response to Jonah Hill’s performance. 12-time Grammy-winning feminist icon, blue-eyed and blonde-haired legend Taylor Swift took a…
TU headhunts Dick Cheney to lead new hunting department
Is the former vice president in the sights for TU’s scouting squad? Tulsa OK – Looking to innovate in fields…
Point Counterpoint: Do not do your homework
The kingly duo that rules The Collegian and the political science department answers the question plaguing colleges everywhere. Point (Kyle):…
How I, our head satirist, have fared in my fight against admin
TU vs Kyle, the saga. Let us look back at our storied history of conflict. I know we have had…
The Instagram ally’s manifesto
As a male feminist, I know all the lyrics to “Put Your Records On” I am writing this to tell…
Why I am pro recreational marijuana
Here are the top ten reasons to make weed legal on Tuesday, March 7. Visit https://okvoterportal.okelections.us/ to locate your polling…
Goldie spotted with younger lab?
Goldie has a new sugar baby in a lab half her age! Leonardo Dicaprio who? Canine ambassador or COUGAR ambassador?…
Brad Carson breaks Guinness World Record for most stripes on suit
What world records will TU president Brad Carson seek next? What do students think? It is no secret that University…
Trust me, I love Jeff Bezos
To all future employers: please read this instead of my resume. As the satire editor for the Collegian, I have…