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Brave professor declares Wingdings font mandatory in student essays
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Governor Stitt bans alcohol, legalizes recreational LSD, weed and shrooms
Kevin Stitt shocks the state of Oklahoma with the legalization of Schedule 1 drugs and his insistence that “only pussies…
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TU Administration shrugs off COVID-19 concerns
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